At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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