How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I forget how to act sober
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