omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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