Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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