Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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