the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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