Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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