...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Randomize
