I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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