There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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