you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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