so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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