Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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