I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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