somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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