so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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