she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
ugly people sure do ruin things
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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