You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
This is my gift to your gina
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
