Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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