I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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