If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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