Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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