**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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