if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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