Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I cut my penus on the lid.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Two words: nipple clamps
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