nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Sponge bath it is.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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