Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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