Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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