I don't think brook has ever known best
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
