I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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