Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
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