this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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