69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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