Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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