Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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