and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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