there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
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