GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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