Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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