i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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