sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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