what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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