So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think my vagina is haunted
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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