Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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