So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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