I just saw a hot homeless man
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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