That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
