i barfeds in our rink
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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