so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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