hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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