whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
