She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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