doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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