She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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