Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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