You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
The power of my boobs compel you
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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