so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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