I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
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