# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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